blazepress:

This guy knows what’s up.
a simplified guide to sexualities
  • homosexual:sexually attracted to homer simpson
  • pansexual:gets off to various kitchen utensils
  • asexual:gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
  • demisexual:sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
  • bisexual:can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
  • heterosexual:can only be satisfied by macklemore

vinter324b21:

pretty-little-winchesters:

a-nice-little-cigarette:

jennfitzsimmons:

okay but have you considered:
delphine cormier in a suit

*lies down on floor*

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i’m sorry

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

(Source: llianahunt)

teachingliteracy:

This is my chalkboard e-book shelf, to go along with my other books.

(love it!  thanks, nervous-breakdown-hat!)

growley:

flower crowns are so last week.

everyone knows this is what’s in

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FLOWER BEARDS


tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

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