communistbakery:

I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing

(Source: communistbakery)


ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

(Source: queerodactyl)

“LOOK AT THE DOG”

me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation  (via seedy)

(Source: spockular)

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.
  • Australian:making my way down town
  • Australian:walking fast
  • Magpie:aggressive bird noises
  • Australian:walking faster

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

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